So yesterday, on my morning commute to work I had a pretty underserving encounter with a lady that kind of looked like this:

Or actually, more like this:

And yes, that is the hunchback of Notre Dame.
So I walk onto the crowded F train yesterday morning and stand in front of these 2 ladies that show striking similarities to the images above. I open up my AM New York and one of them says to me:
"Do you mind? That newspaper is right in our faces."
She went right on talking to her friend as I put the newspaper down. I kept debating in my mind whether I should say something back. Finally I turned to her and said:
"You know, you could've asked me more nicely and I would've put the paper down just the same."
To which she replied:
"Well maybe YOU need to learn some manners and know not to open that paper in front of our faces."
To which I replied:
"Do you TAKE this train everyday? It's crowded, this is just how it is."
To which she replied:
"EVERY GOD D*MN DAY!"
To which I SHOULD have replied:
"You need to stop being a bitter old lady. It's not helping the 5 bajillion wrinkles on your crusty forehead."
Instead I rolled my eyes and walked off the train.
UGH. If a city is to be judged by its people then New York has really sucked lately.